Tuesday, May 5, 2009

come on summer....

ok. i am actually kind of glad DISD is staying open, despite much lamenting to the contrary. i know, swine flu is an iminent threat to my exsistance....depending on what you read....but still.
consider this:

it is only ten am on a random tuesday morning. and i have already had to do the following:
explain how to use a word bank. again. for the third time this week.
tell a student that it is not okay to scratch his ARMPIT with scissors. especially not with my
scissors.
watch a little girl dig in her nose so vigarously, i was sure a tumor was actually being removed
from her brain via her sinus cavitiy. and then decide said removal was actually a SNACK.
and then explain to same girl why people were yucked out around her, and send her to wash
hands.

its only ten.

come on summer....

3 comments:

B.O.L.T. said...

Imminent Threat to your existence? Are you back to watching CNN again? I best keep a closer eye on you..............and get those dang helmets off those kids! :-)

anda said...

i knew you'd find that funny~

cnn? is that on tv? what's tv? i never get to watch much anymore.

probably better for me!

Anonymous said...

Awww...the joys I am missing by not teaching. Your stories crack me up!
Peyton's teacher has a countdown going in her class. I know it's more for her than the kids...;)